Seriously.

( Today I was very very angry-but only for a while )

This'll be a bit out of order though.

( We'll start with the bad news )

This incredibly fun post and discussion in the metaquotes community inspired me to share some of the fun customer service and retail things that I've experienced.

So grab your parasol and wellies as we go flitting down the sun-speckled memory lane of my youth. Or as my South-Georgia born Uncle Foye used to say, 'Put your shoes on, we're going to town.'

( Cut for length, language, drug use and children behaving badly )